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terry bradshaw

A bald eagle-lookalike with no talent in either commercials or tv shows. Still lives in the "glory days" of his playing career, even though they the days have passed by almost 30 years... and even though he was just a token QB on a team built around its defense. see also Pittsburgh Steelers.

Terry Bradshaw could be the most football player of all-time. Carrot Top could have taken that team to the Super Bowl if he was the QB.

by KRHimself November 17, 2004


Kitakyushu

One of the few cities in Japan worth mentioning, and this is the best one.
Also known as Kita-Q.

There's no place better than Kitakyushu.

by KRHimself December 03, 2004


new york

The most overrated city in the world, massively overhyped by the American press and people in general. Former New Yorkers all rave about how great the city is, yet don't live or even visit the actual city anymore. Currently being run (poorly) by Michael Bloomberg.

If New York is the "Greatest City in the World," then North Korea must be the Greatest country in the world.

by KRHimself March 21, 2005


carrot top

a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.

Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.

by KRHimself October 24, 2004


Ravens

Team that used to be the Browns. Art Modell fucked goats on his way to Baltimore.

Singing die, die, Ravens, Ravens die
Singing die, die, Ravens, Ravens die
Singing die, die, Ravens, die, die, Ravens
Die, die, Ravens, Ravens die

by KRHimself December 15, 2003


jacksonville

a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.

Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.

by KRHimself February 26, 2005


i don't give

A contraction of "I don't give a (fill in expletive here).

1: Dude, that kid was talkin some mad shit about you.
2: Man, I don't give. He's just a shit anyway.

by KRHimself September 20, 2005