browns

A team that hates Pittsburgh like a fat kid hates starving.

The Browns killed the Steelers in Pittsburgh, 33-10.

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UCF

A university in the east side of Orlando, famous for their godawful football team, not to mention miles and miles of construction projects. Nicknamed the Golden Knights.

UCF = University of Crap Football

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Kyushu

One of the four main islands of Japan, it also happens to be the best.

Kyushu has the best people, best food, and best of everything in Japan.

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going to the train station

going to a dealer to buy drugs.

I'm going to the train station, I'll be back in a few.

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sebo

An exclamation which is to be used when somebody:
1. humiliates him or herself, or
2. fails to complete a task in a spectacular, yet comical, manner.

Derived from an ex-Rangers football (soccer) player, Filip Sebo, who was an utter failure with 'ra Gers in his only season with the team.

1. A man rides his bike down the street and he fails to see the curb ahead of him. The bike slams into the curb and the man is thrown off the bike. If you are on a car and spot the incident, be sure to yell "Seeebooo! Seeebooo!" at the man.

2. You are at the beach. You and a group of friends are tossing and punching a beach ball up in the air, when one of them swings and completely misses the ball, resulting in the ball hitting the ground. This is the perfect spot to yell out "Seeebooo! Seeebooo!" at the said friend.

(Particularly effective when the person at the end of "Sebo" is in no position to say anything against it.)

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yomiuri giants

the absolute worst team in Japanese baseball, known for screwing up the draft system in order to secure the #1 pick for them every year.

there is nothing better in Japanese baseball than to see the Giants in last place.

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when hell freezes over

signifies that something will never, ever happen.

1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.

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