Japanese government

possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world.

one of the representatives in Japan's government includes a masked wrestler who still does not expose his face, even at an assembly. true fact.

40👍 27👎

mike tyson

The man with a tattoo on his face, his quote books is probably longer than his rap sheet.

"I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right."

147👍 75👎

4-5-1

The devil's gift to football. Teams that play 4-5-1 usually want to play to a 0-0 draw, attack only when it is absolutely necessary to do so, and make their supporters want to sleep at their seats.

Managers who like to play 4-5-1 include Sven Goran Eriksson and Jose Mourinho.

48👍 34👎

grandma's boy

one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by Adam Sandler, features cameos from Rob Schneider and David Spade.

quotes from grandma's boy:

Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!

Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.

Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.

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George W. Bush

see also cunt, moron, war monger, and one term president.

Dubya's going back to his hick ranch for good this time around.

210👍 80👎

sheeut

another word for shit.

holy sheeut!

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french enhale

inhaling through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. pretty much the opposite of how it's usually done.

use french inhale gets the high to your brain faster.

7👍 21👎