Arili

Often time her name is said incorrectly, especially by substitute teachers. She is so amazing, she is spicy, and pretty cute. She is a great friend during Covid. And a whole lot of fun. She says she is quirky which is a little annoying but only as a joke. She cuts her hair bad one time and then never come back to it. Arili will forever be the enemy of auto correct, but never the enemy of any real person.

“Arili? Yeah she’s fire, never let her go!”

Henry

Henry is a great guy. He is hella indecisive, and kind of whiny sometimes. He wheres super clonky shoes that hurt when he steps on your toes. He hates "ur mom" jokes, but it's quite funny when he gets pissed off about them. He is a mechanical man. He says he is stupid, but it isn't true. He shines at shock value humor, and makes people quite exasperated. Henry, isn't the tallest, but he makes up for it with his personallity. He tends to chew on things like rubber, and then gets shocked when he swallows them. How many cups are under his bed will forever remain a mystery. Henry is loved by all, except homophobes, cause he is pretty gay lol. Henry, his impressions are interesting, especially of sex addicted men from the 60's. He doesn't sound like Elmo, but more like those old people that have been smoking for seventy years. He likes Nirvana, which is questionable, but the rest of his music taste is great. He hates musical theatre nerds; however, he likes reading Shakespear, like a fucking nerd. In all seriousnes, I love Henry's, and you should never let them go.

P.S. excuse the spelling and grammar, I am stupid.

Oh, it's Henry? Does he have a mullet today or is he bald? Is he actually gonna choose what we do today?

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