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The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
The opposite of a Cameltoe.
"Dude! Something is serious wrong here. Our waitress is sporting a Camelhump!
We're at Hooters for crying out loud!"
A new virus strain affecting all internet, social media sites, and life itself. Much more prevelant than the
Corona virus. The entire worldwide population is at risk of being infected by it, and it appears there may
never be a vaccine developed that can rid it from the human population. This could possibly be the human
species mass extinction event, unless an asteroid gets us first. RIP in advance.
The Influencera Virus is real. It puts the Covid pandemic to shame!
The act of bleaching your bunghole.
"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".