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Windows 7

a 64 bit operating system created by microsoft that feels just as buggy and insecure as windows vista and xp. Despite having little to no backwards compatibility other than XP mode, it is bought up by pc gamers and mac haters who are only concerned with using their computer for games and business.

It has made little to no original innovations that do not feel like a macintosh (os x) computer, and is used as a tool to lure Apple users to convert to microsoft. It has nothing that convinces a true Mac user to convert.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac
Windows: and I'm a PC running windows 7
Mac: Hey, look, you're dressing like me.
Windows: Well, I thought if I looked like you people would buy me up.
Mac: Well, you made a very good try, but we're just not twins.
Windows: Well, turns out, we are too stubborn to change how we act, so

Mac: Face it, you look like me, but you're just not me.

by KTJDDD August 11, 2010

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Mac Tax

Defined as the difference you would pay for a Macintosh computer minus a windows-based computer for near the same specifications (usually around 300 to 200 dollars). Many people say this is purely for the brand name, but is in fact justified by more reasons than just the brand name and operating system.
NON-TECH PEOPLE MAY STOP HERE

The Mac Tax is justified by the extra amount of useful programs you get on a Mac compared to just an updater, windows media, and movie maker. These Mac apps are full programs, and not trials which sets it's value higher than a windows software library.

The Mac Tax is also justified by the basing of the Unix code, which windows does not fully abide by. This Unix code prevents viruses and programs from activating without your permission, and also allows for cleaner coding packages for the Mac Operating System.

Lastly, this tax is justified by the higher standard of specifications. For example, windows based computers come with 1mb of RAM standard, and 2mb max at most retailors and online stores, whereas Macintosh computers come with 2Mb of RAM standard and 4mb max. Many PC fanboys forget to do this research for themselves.

Mac: Hello I just got my new Macbook for $999

PC: Dude, you paid way to big a Mac Tax. I got my dell for 300 dollars, and it has a gigabyte of ram and 160GB of harddrive space, and came with windows Movie maker. Of course I had to pay extra for Microsoft Word and install it myself, but it was okay.

Mac: Well, My computer has 2mb of RAM and 320GB of hardware space, came with iTunes, iPhoto, iCal, iChat, photobooth, iWork, and a lot of other applications. And I didn't have to install them.

PC: what is iPhoto? And I thought iTunes has to be downloaded.

Mac: Not on a Macintosh. It just comes with everything I need.

by KTJDDD August 10, 2010

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