Cock-watch

To wrap one's penis around their own wrist and show it to another person, acting is if it were a real watch.
See eel skin watch

When the Donger asked what time it was for the 12th time, I showed him the cock-watch.

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chubber

NOUN:
A slightly overweight chick. Most commonly used as a cumdumpster for the night when you cant find a hotty to take home.

"damn, my balls are overflowin! We gotta find me a chubber to take home!"

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