Liscenphaly

A brain that never developed a thought process, Therefore not being depressed, these brains do not have and wrinkles or bumps, it looks like fucking rottiserie chicken

Me: Unlike your small fucking brain, mine looks like raw rotisserie chicken
You:, you have Liscenphaly

Crippling Depression

One of the most extreme forms of depression. It gives you extreme anorexia and immobilizes you so you’re stuck crying forever

Muse A: dude, remember when PETA killed that Chihuahua
Muse B: yeah, Cynthia became lethargic and got extremely crippling depression