Lazy Lippy

When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.

I drank too much tonight and I became a real lazy lippy.

Jimming Life

When your spending more than you make and get caught up in the excitement and over pay for food and liquor!

I was out jimming life when all my friends started screaming huckleberry at me!