Millimeter Peter

1. A man whose wiener is so small it is virtually non-existant

2. An insult exaggerating the size of one's penis as only a few millimeters or less.

3. A penis that is only one millimeter long, far outclassing the one inch wonder in small stature.

"It was unclear if he had an erection as his millimeter peter was too small to extend his pants"

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Mike Jeffries

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.

Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".

myspace

A once popular social media website that has been abandoned by everyone, except attention seekers, better sites such as twitter and facebook; A virtual ghost town.

Friend 1: "Hey man I just made a myspace account. Add me!"

Friend 2: "Dude no one uses myspace anymore. It's so old news".

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