Dario

Darios talk a good game (as you can see right here) but for all the bullshit hype they spin about themselves, the fat ones often harbour creepy tendencies. Just pay attention to the eyes. They probably jerk off over your Facebook page 24/7. They will probably tell you about it too. All along they can pretend to be normal around most people, but inevitably their pedobear, Manson side reveals itself which is why they prowl internet dating sites.

Jamal: Dario is on his juice detox diet again to lose some lard.
Curtis: Oh yeah, but you know what they say. You can lose a few pounds but you can't polish a turd.
Jamal: Ain't that some shit!

Or

Vanessa: That guy is actin all Dario-like again, with just a trench coat on. Damn he's a freak. Probably has OK Cupid.

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