Bictomaniac

A person who accidentally, unconsciously, or subconsciously steals Bic© Lighters.
A Bictomaniac may steal zero to an infinite number of lighters.
The accidental thievery occurs at festivals, concerts, bars, house parties, smoking circles, etc.

Arriving home from the festival, Eva, who is not usually a bictomaniac, reached into her Back Back and discovered a multitude of colorful lighters. She felt terrible for her accidental theft.

Brattitude

Noun
Brattitude

The spoiled, willful, entitled, bratty way of carrying oneself; Austere posture.
Bratty Disposition or state of mind.
Willful Irritated, Aggitated brattitude; priss-pot posturing.

Brattitude does not work outside of your sorority/fraternity

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