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Kayak Pirate

A thief who, in lacking finances and/or friends, has decided to resort to pirating, but can only afford a small sized personal-water craft, namely a kayak, or a canoe. A step down from "Jet Ski Pirate"

Thief: dude, bill guess what?

Thief 2: What?

Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!

Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...

Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now

Thief 2: *Leaves*

by KaYaKpIrAtE January 21, 2010

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