Icendick

The Icendick is an average/below average dick that is normally curved to the shape of a fishhook. Women are unnaturally attractive to the otherwise misshapen and quite small cock.

Person 1: Dude i heard you banged Stacy, how’d you do it?

Person 2: Oh you know the ol’ Icendick always hooks em’ in.

Speecherism

A Speecherism is a word, phrase, or way of saying something that is unique to a certain person.

Person 1: Stacy is going to the dance with brad
Person 2: Figures
Person 1: You say “figures” a lot in response to things
Person 2: Huh guess it’s just a natural speecherism