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Indian word for an age when human civilization descends into absolute degeneracy. For starters just imagine it as a post-apocalyptic Mad Max-esque world.
Hindus believe that at the end of this dark age, Lord Kalki will come to punish and cleanse the world, which would have devolved to the point of being incapable of enlightenment. Coincidentally, Ra's al Ghul also wants to do the exact same thing but then he has to worry about Batman getting in his way.
Blue guy : Borders are stupid, we should totally have open borders and let everyone into America.
Red guy: If we open the floodgates for them degenerates then it's a one way ticket to Kali Yuga.
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The profound case of unpredictable flatulence attacks you release after eating middle eastern or especially Iraqi food. You could potentially strike anyone near you as long as you're within in range. Works best when you're sneaking around or are highly mobile.
Sheikh: Why did the party stop all of a sudden? Where did all my guests go?
Servant: All of them left your highness, Saddam scared them all away with his scud attacks...
The term SJW's and other Snowflakes use to lash out on detention centers for temporarily holding illegal immigrants, predominantly used during the terrible Obama era but can't just call it ObamaCamp because then they would be branded as racists by their own kind. Since Trump is white he gets the privilege to be the perfect fall guy for what his idiot predecessor got away with.
Blue gurl : Time to scrap those TrumpCamps which are by the way literally similar to Auschwitz
Red gurl : Really? I never heard you asking his predecessor to do the same.
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An 8 ounce claw hammer. Predominantly used by ugandan bank robbers who use them to break open bulletproof glass barriers (even if that barrier is used to protect a bank teller sitting inside a counter enclosure made of cardboard).
Robber: You betta opan dis door.
Teller: No bruder.
Robber: I have a key.... Ugandan key (breaks open da door).
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The crowd of inherently dumb protesters trying to push for solar energy thinking that it will magically solve all of the world's problems. They think solar energy is "free and clean" while in reality neither is the case and they don't care about researching on that matter because they think they are too smart to be educated by someone else. These people also think the only reason why the world relies on crude oil is because of some kind of deep conspiracy shit by them oil tycoons. They are somewhat different from the other environmental activists because you cannot use logic or reason to argue with Solex agitators because deep in their minds terms like practicality, feasibility, viability etc don't exist at all.
Reporter: Would you mind telling me what you guys are protesting about?
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.