DWI

Driving without intelligence. Typically used to describe stupid acts of driving not affiliated with alcohol.

Did you see that guy pass on the shoulder? That's DWI.

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anti-logic

Just as anti-matter annihilates matter, anti-logic obliterates logic such that nothing is left thereafter.

The guy at the bank argued for 20 minutes about cashing his girlfriend's check because she couldn't come in; then after he was refused again he called his girlfriend over. Once anti-logic was employed no further conversation ensued.

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Botispine

Noun
A small (around a foot long)orange and black fish known to inhabit tropical rivers. Renowned for its poison spines, located beneath each eye, and its kickass moderating skills.

Bob: It feels like I just got stung by Botispine!
Joe: You fell into a drum of medical waste. You have a few days to live.