Kaeya

The hottest and best genshin impact character with long silky and shiny blue hair and an eye patch which somehow makes him even more sexier (he's so sexy omg). He also has scrumptious mommy milkers which are really great to stare at and are also always displayed to the whole world to see (thankfully). In addition, his hands are so elegant and he wears fingerless gloves. Did I also mention he's the prince of Khaenri'ah and the Cavalry Captain of Mondstadt? This man is unstoppable. But unfortunately, his past is so heartbreaking and his adopted brother hates his guts. He's also only mine, back off. He's the finest mf in genshin impact and if you disagree, you're wrong and have no taste whatsoever.

Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: isn't Kaeya so hot? He definitely solos your favs.
Some random idiot: no he's not!
Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

(Pls follow me on tiktok i'm desperate, thanks.)