honey steamer

First, use honey as an anal lubricant and jizz in her butt. Then pull out, and have her put her butt in your face. After that, have her fart forcefully, spraying your face with the honey-jizz mixture, (which will look like steam) and the two of you can enjoy licking it off.

For our two-year anniversary, I treated my girlfriend to an all-you-can-eat taco dinner, and when we got home, she treated me to a honey steamer. Yum!

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Field Dysmorphia

When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.

Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.