Antarctica

The SOUTH POLE.

Because of Global Warming, we will all eventually have to move to Antarctica!

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Goven Rule

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...

The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".

A Theist

Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.

BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!

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Magi

Magi are "wise men" (wise people) such as those who followed the star to Bethlehem to find the 'king of the Jews"

(Jesus/Yahshua) to worship Him as told in Matthew chapter 2:1-12. Most scholars say they were "Zoroastrian" priests (priests of the deity Ahura Mazda).

Magi came to see the baby Jesus (Yahshua). Does that mean that Ahura Mazda and Yahweh Elohim are the same deity?

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cryogenically frozen

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

P.U.M.A.

Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.

THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!

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United States of Korea

The future name of the combined North and South Korea after USA President Donald Trump has his morning covfefe.

Future Kindergarten Teacher: "A long long time ago, The United States of Korea was called 'North Korea and South Korea'."

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