Touch Her Guts

The act of vaginal stimulation via fingers, otherwise known as fingering.

Ken: Dude that chick is really into me.
Jay: You went to second base last night, you gonna touch her guts tonight?

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Hand Spatula

The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.

e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan

Megan: OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you all night! Give me a hug!

Kyle *uses hand spatula*

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