Derious

When you're public speaking and swallow wrong causing you to cough uncontrollably. Also any other uncontrolable body issue when public speaking causing impromptu pause.

My friend was giving a speech in front of thr class and had a Derious. He could not stop coughing!

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Bacon

Female Labia

That girl shorts so short I bet her bacon's hangin out.
He told me she had a lot of bacon when he went down on her. Hard to find her clit.

Happy Manholing

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.

My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"