Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

Bald Cancer

Bald cancer is another Italian douchbag in school, who is the same Italian as bald Childe but more cancerous

Person 1: where’s bald Childe?
Person 2: you also meant bald cancer