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A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
To party like there's no tomorrow.
"Bro, when we get to that rager, we're gonna drop it in the Bahamas, am I right?"
"Hell yeah, my dude!"
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A delectable piece of fine dining in which a woman drops to her knees, opens her mouth wide, and braces for impact as a man fills her cheeks with boiling water and proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth.
For a satiating follow-up dessert, see chocolate lava cake.
Once I decided I wanted to cheat on my wife, I wanted to do it hot and with a bang. So I went to a kinky sex party and gave a blonde bimbo the best potdicker of her life.
When a straight person considers another person of the same sex to be fuckable if they were trans, usually after a bromantic or sismantic moment.
After Jack gives his Best Man speech at Ben's wedding, Ben walks up to Jack and whispers in his ear: "Jack, I wish you were trans. You're so transfuckable right now!" Jack blushes and pops a little boner.