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To party like there's no tomorrow.
"Bro, when we get to that rager, we're gonna drop it in the Bahamas, am I right?"
"Hell yeah, my dude!"
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A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
When a straight person considers another person of the same sex to be fuckable if they were trans, usually after a bromantic or sismantic moment.
After Jack gives his Best Man speech at Ben's wedding, Ben walks up to Jack and whispers in his ear: "Jack, I wish you were trans. You're so transfuckable right now!" Jack blushes and pops a little boner.
A delectable piece of fine dining in which a woman drops to her knees, opens her mouth wide, and braces for impact as a man fills her cheeks with boiling water and proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth.
For a satiating follow-up dessert, see chocolate lava cake.
Once I decided I wanted to cheat on my wife, I wanted to do it hot and with a bang. So I went to a kinky sex party and gave a blonde bimbo the best potdicker of her life.