triple smack

When someone is preaching some bs back to back to back. Smack smack smack

When the tool you went to college with hates Biden, loves the patriarchy, is anti vax and you wish you could triple smack them, a smack for each offense.

geriatric slut

An older slut, usually over the age of 40. They’re usually more established and experienced than a basic slut. High mileage.

Hooking up with geriatric sluts is top tier. You don’t have to worry about ubering them home, paying for stuff, or them catching feelings. They have their own and know what they want.