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Deven

Deven, that one person you know that could be put on the united states most wanted list. Every word that leaves his mouth could be considered a hate crime or inciting violence on a large scale. He's the type of person who would flash anyone for anything. ifykyk. He's kanye's biggest fan but i dont think he can defend him after what happened...

DEVEN WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK OUT???
i was feeling mischevious.
THIS ALWAUS FUICKING HAPPENS

by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022

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safiy

Safiy Urahman Syed. He has the biggest juciest meat on the entire planet, and he has the ability to bag any mf he sets his mind to. His face warps like a fucking ditto and he can turn from obunga to the roblox smirk face in less than a second. He loves shitty roblox games and talking to him feels like youre having a conversation with someones raw unfiltered intrusive thoughts. He moans better than any girl ive ever met and has more rizz built in than kanye's albums.

i wait only for you safiy

god you know thats my fucking rizz lang
okay but whos gonna stop me?
allah will
you mean ash shakur?

by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022


adriana

Adriana, the most awesome person in the world. Talk to her about undertale and she will non stop talk about it for approximately 6 hrs, 37 mins, 4.75 secounds. She is the most funniest and smartest person ever, writing all her English essays with ease. You should totally buy the Adriana mug tho, it’s great.

god i want to fucking kill Adriana.
no you don't, shes awesome! (blatant lie)

by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022


dimitrios

Dimitrios... where to begin. He has a crippling twitter addiction ( specifically in twomad's replies) and is the epitome of short king. Hes on that bulk and hes never stopped dick riding lavencas. He loves binding of isaac and binding bitches with his killer triangle chokes.

OH MY GOD IS THAT CHET
my name is fucking dimitrios
shut the fuck up snail bitch

by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022


camila

Camila, that one friend that is OBSESSED with harry styles.
She knows atleast every song in the world, and likes Billie eillish aswell.
She is so relatable and goofy. Sadie and her are inseparable. no like they are actually joined at the dawgs. them shits are always interlocked idk how the fuck they do it.

(P.S. camila, im PISSED we don’t have as many clases this year)
(P.P.S. You should have gone to AP world, it’s not that bad)
(P.P.P.S. I don’t want to jinx it.)
(P.P.P.P.S. I added another one to make lang mad)
(Lang P.S. end your life adriana)
(Adriana P.S. no)

I LLOVE HARRY STYLES AND... GAGA.
you need to calm down camila
HARRY STYLES

by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022


Journey

Journey, the tallest person you will ever meet. No, deadass, this mf has not stopped growing since he came out of the womb. 6'2 and still going. He is a massive ginger and has lapped just about anyone on my singing monsters. Everyday he forgets his privilege and drops 5 benjis on valorant skins. He’s ginger (0.001%) and (not) surprisingly smart. He knows his Spanish vocabulary, and how to use ‘nalgas’ in a sentance (specifically to ms.fiorella).

I have his dna.

hey journey!
god i want to FUCK YOU lang

by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022


amar

Amar, the least brown melinated man anyone has ever seen. He has not left his room or logged out of valorant for months. His family misses him, but the e-bitches love him. He is a silly and goofy guy and drives a mom van, it's great.

Where is amar?
probably getting pocketed on val.

by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022