shemoglobin

1) menstrual blood, such that by adding the letter "s" as a prefix to the word "hemoglobin" to thereby femininize it. It is not meant in any way to be a mockery of the cycle that the women we love must endure.

I don't have enough tampons, pads, or patience for my shemoglobin..period (punctuation intended)

Coachel-Lung

The respiratory condition experienced after spending 3 days breathing in all the airborne particles at the Empire Poli Fields during Coachella.

Holy shit, cough cough), my Coachel-Lung is bad this year...