Wal*Marketing

1. Really bad fugly advertising using a lot of cliches, starbursts, etc.

2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.

3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.

1. Steve just loves Wal*Marketing. Everything he asks me to design looks like an ad for Costco or Walmart.

2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.

3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.

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clean getaway

When you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.

A had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. I really stunk up the place. But I was able to make a clean getaway.

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flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

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madoff scheme

Formerly known as a Ponzi scheme.

A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.

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Chair 37

To be in a difficult situation, i.e.: hanging with your ass/junk out in the open through no fault of your own. Being made vulnerable.

Derived from the anonymous 48-year old skier who fell through Chair 37 on the Skyline Express ski lift at Vail, losing his pants and dangling upside-down and bare-assed on January 1, 2009.

When that dumb ass Greg didn't get me the reports I needed for the meeting, he really put me in chair 37.

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fgp

fucking good price

The salesman gave me a FGP on the car so I bought it.

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solstice spruce

The heathen version of an xmas tree.

We decorated our Solstice Spruce today in celebration of the heathen holiday, Winter Solstice!

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