Panini Brothers

When you have sex with identical twin sisters on the same night, in the same bed.

You banged her twin last night? We’re panini brothers!

Houston Layover

At the airport, the bathroom line's are too long, no open stalls, so take a shit into someone else's suitcase let it arrive at it's destination.

I was going to miss my flight, so I had to pull a Houston Layover.