Milko-Chreesism.

The belief in the worshiping and following of the elements of Milk, Cheese and Trees. Milko-Chreesism began as Cheesism before branching outwards. A person who follows Milk-Chreesism is suspected to be Intelligent.

"He follows the beliefs of Milko-Chreesism."

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Earophile

When one feels as if ears are sexy, a bit like the feet porn. This is common with people who have bumps on their ears.

"Nice Ear"
"Are you an Earophile?"