Gurtej

he is fatty obese guy with a gutti, will eat anyone and everything, is short, locally developped, smelly, a choosing begger, he is not funny and can ruin anyones mood just by his presence.

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen Gurtej?
Person 2: yeah! his odour made me pass out!
Person 1: Oh no! I told you to beware
Person 2: thanks!