An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.
Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.
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A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
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A person who is off-the-charts brilliant and insanely devoted to studying.
Poindexter hasn't seen sunlight all week. All that academiac does is read his stupid dictionary.
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A combination of "hug" and "juggernaut". One of those annoying clingy people that relentlessly give you hugs.
Person 1: Oh my gosh Sally is a total huggernaut.
Person 2: Tell me about it. She latches onto me like a spider
monkey every time she sees me.
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When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.
Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.
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The quality of having a great future in creating puns.
Person 1: I can sense that Jimmy has a lot of puntential.
Person 2: As do I. His mind is opun to many possibilities.
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An obnoxious frat boy who hangs out with the boys way too much. Combination of "frat" and "fanatic".
Frat Guy 1: Dude, Johnson is a total fratnatic. He needs to
meet some ladies.
Frat Guy 2: Agreed. He's been having a little too much bro
time.
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