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idu

abbreviation for "i don't remember"

Kamikaze Honeydew: HAOUfherogu 038 aytvdbo35
Kamikaze Watermelon: idu

by Kamikaze Watermelon February 24, 2009


penis-breath

A: (noun) A girl who frequently gives guys blow jobs. This is the literal meaning for penis-breath.

B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you

C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.

A: *sexual tone*
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."

B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."

C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009


Achmed the dead terrorist

A funny show on YouTube and some American TV channel created by Jeff Dunham

"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 12, 2009


tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 05, 2008


lolz

(verb) A double slang term of lol, however adding some emphasis on it, lolz is actually a sign that instead of lazily typing lol that the person genuinely finds your comment funny.

An Internet Slang root; lol

Random1: i hate that new kid he is such an ass-wipe
Random2: i kno hes such an ass wipe that even toilet paper has him hanging on the wall
Random1: lolz

by Kamikaze Watermelon October 09, 2008


prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it

1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 04, 2008


Allah damn it!

used my muslims as a replacement to saying "god damn it" by christians

Christian person: Hahaha! I owned you at Call of Duty
Muslim person: Allah damn it!

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 12, 2009