fuckny

short for "fucking funny" used when something is so funny you actually laugh about it for days

"Have you seen Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yes! It's so fuckny!"

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dapoi

Abbreviation for "Dangerous People Of Importance"

So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.

I couldn't go to the movies with her because my dapoi might find out and I'll be screwed.

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idu

abbreviation for "i don't remember"

Kamikaze Honeydew: HAOUfherogu 038 aytvdbo35
Kamikaze Watermelon: idu

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groufe

Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.

When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.

Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.

My friend isn't planning his future that good. Either he's badly disorganised or he's got groufe.

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Achmed the dead terrorist

A funny show on YouTube and some American TV channel created by Jeff Dunham

"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"

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tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

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natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper

"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."

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