Mauricio

Mauricio is the name of a little slut that spends 120k on giraffes. The same money that you two were saving for IVF to finally start a family but instead he draws it out of your joint account and buys 4 giraffes. If you’re dating a Mauricio - be careful. Watch your bank accounts carefully.

Ella: I want to start a family. Oh wait all the money is gone. My husband pulled a Mauricio. Now I have 4 giraffes to take care of and no children.

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