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Deletubby

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midfielder, Dele Alli. It is used to compare his footballing ability to that of a teletubby due to his poor performances.

Get this Deletubby out of my club, he's so shit that it's embarrassing.

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021


Ter Static

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.

Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

48πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Southgate

Another name for an asshole, as it is the passageway for a person at their 'bottom' (which is similar to the South). It could also refer to England's national football team manager Gareth Southgate, or most commonly both at the same time.

Fuck Southgate.

by Kaneisabottler June 22, 2021

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Dusansexual

Nickname for those who enjoy watching the greatest striker in football history, Dusan Vlahovic.

We are all Dusansexual

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2022

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


GucciMegumin

A Twitter user that has been banned due to his tendancy to use racial slurs towards people of African descent as well as threatening rape to other Twitter users.

Thank God that GucciMegumin has been banned from Twitter

by Kaneisabottler May 21, 2021

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Fatcho

An overrated English winger that plays for the football club Penchester United. What he lacks in skill, he makes up for in his weight.

Why would Penchester United waste so much money on Fatcho?

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

by Kaneisabottler March 22, 2021

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