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Lonzo Ball

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2022


CP3

Abbreviated form of the term 'Child Porn 3', also used to refer to a certain ringless basketball player.

Despite chasing a ring his entire career, CP3 has amounted to nothing.

by Kaneisabottler March 7, 2022

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Varane

Michael Hunter Hutter's (aka Ethan Carter III) long lost brother. He plays professional football but can hardly be considered as professional himself based on how bad he is at defending.

Maybe Varane would have a more successful career doing wrestling rather than football.

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021


Steph McFlurry

The combination of the McFlurry from McDonalds and the ejaculate of a McDonalds employee. It is most commonly made and served to people that believe it is a regular McFlurry, but it is also known to be Steph Curry's favourite meal, which he consumes on a daily basis.

A certain basketballer with no real rings just came into my McDonalds and asked me to make a Steph McFlurry for him.

by Kaneisabottler March 7, 2022

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Peeaboo

A weeaboo with a piss fetish.

Lucas and Albert are both Peeaboos

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Basmati Rice

A gay English footballer. He's pretty gay.

Why is Basmati Rice so bad and also gay?

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Harry Kan't

A more accurate name for Tottenham and England striker Harry Kane which better represents his footballing ability.

Harry Kan't is so shit. Why does he keep disappearing in big games?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž