Herpagonnasyphillaids

A term referring to the many STDs you might acquire from an innocent act like sharing a dryer sheet in a community laundry room, or sitting in a public hot tub or steam room, or using a public toilet.

Man, I found a strange dryer sheet in my clothes again. I hope I don't get Herpagonnasyphillaids from that shit.

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

Mecumtized

When you go to a large car show or car auction, and you are so "hypnotized" by looking at one car or two, that you MISS one car or two, cars that are RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, and you see those cars later and are disbelieving or amazed or surprised that you did not even SEE those other cars, since you missed them while you were "hypno(Mecum)tized" by the other cars that you were looking at when you went passed them.

I did not even see that 1931 Cadillac Fleetwood Coupe V12 before. Did you see it? I must have been Mecumtized by that Heritage GT500 or that carbon-fiber-body Charger. That thing is SO COOL!

L-HAME

Pronounced "La-HAME" with the accent on the HAME part.

Meaning "Lame, but FAR MORE SEVERE than merely saying Lame. Lame to infinity.

Dude, that comment was so far beyond Lame. It was totally L-HAME.

orta

A Texas slang word for "ought to."

You really think you orta be messin' with that snake?

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purplinky

A color combination of "purple" and "pink" which was seen in a flower at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco in March 2007

That flower is not purple, and not pink - but it is PURPLINKY !!

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Goobling

When you are so intent on stalking a chick that you Google her AND you Bing her....

I've been Goobling the hell out of that chick, and now I know just about everything I need to know.

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