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"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me
I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!
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Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.
Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.
When a pitbull rips a child to pieces
Pitnutter: "Pitbulls are nanny dogs!"
Rational people: So you're starting to use "nannying" as a euphemism for "mauling" now?
Someone who knows only how to fling insults and vulgar language in an argument (much like a monkey flings poop) rather than give their opinion in an intelligent, rational manner.
Girl One: I gave my opinion in a forum about abortion and immediately got called a Nazi and a bitch
Girl Two: What a bunch of poop-flingers!
The female version of manspreading . Done mostly by women who are not concerned with being lady-like. May also apply in cases where women block a seat with her bags/purse.
Excuse me lady, but could you stop ma'amspreading and let me sit down?