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The female version of manspreading . Done mostly by women who are not concerned with being lady-like. May also apply in cases where women block a seat with her bags/purse.
Excuse me lady, but could you stop ma'amspreading and let me sit down?
When a pitbull rips a child to pieces
Pitnutter: "Pitbulls are nanny dogs!"
Rational people: So you're starting to use "nannying" as a euphemism for "mauling" now?
Someone who knows only how to fling insults and vulgar language in an argument (much like a monkey flings poop) rather than give their opinion in an intelligent, rational manner.
Girl One: I gave my opinion in a forum about abortion and immediately got called a Nazi and a bitch
Girl Two: What a bunch of poop-flingers!
What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.
Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!
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Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!