School

A form of the government brainwashing children into learning useless info, and to show us how america is the greatest thing in life. The teachers are usually middle aged people who had no other choice, or old ass people who are nice. Next time you see that teacher walking down the hall way, tell them thanks. They get paid a small amount and do the same stuff over and over until retirment.

Anyways,
School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing.

School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you.
Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent.

Girls. scary.
boys. Nasty.

which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol.
AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME
speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later.

and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.

(joey) school
(bill) u mean hell?

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Kanye West

The lord and savior of the united states of america. In fact, so important,that that even THINKING bad about him will automatically lead to death. No other world leader can even TOUCH kanye west. The godess, Kim Kardashian is almighty in every way and theres nothing that can stand in the way of these two.

Bill: hey, did you hear about kanye west?
joe, thinking: yeah, what a----

The next day, joe was killed

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xxxtentacion

A florida rapper who people like to bandwagon . He has many great songs like king of the dead, teeth, and more, but people only seem to appreciate the song "look at me". He has some beef with another rapper "rob stone" and its only going to get worse

person 1: Hey dude, you ever heard of xxxtentacion?
person 2: no
person 1: have a listen!

2 hours later.

person 1: imma need my headphones ba-

person 2: CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

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