NBA

It's like the WNBA, but with all dudes.

"Did you catch that NBA game last night?"

"No, I'm straight. I watch WNBA."

Crumbkakke

When you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle them over someone's face.

Man: "I know you don't like traditional cakes, so instead we got you this!"

multiple men wearing sun glasses and grey wolf shirts on enter and surround your girlfriend. They each take turns pouring handfuls of crumbled Oreos over her face. She gleefully holds her tongue out and closes her eyes

Man: Happy Birthday! Hope you're enjoying your Crumbkakke!