.conned

When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.

Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)

roflmaoatdonoloobad

rolling on the floor laughing my ass of about to die not only of lack of oxygen but also depression

Falin (computer character): I love you Kevin! I guess you could say I'm Falin in love with you!
Kevin (roflmaoatdonoloobad): What has my life become