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A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).
I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!
When you sit on a toilet after it has been recently occupied and the seat is still warm. A slightly comfortable feeling at first but becomes disturbing once you think about how recent someone occupied the seat and what horrific events had just occurred.
I got a Hot Pot this morning. Someone must have just used it. Felt good at first but then I thought about... wooh...
bummer...
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When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.
My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!
The act of posting on Instagram.
You Gram that yet bro?
Just sittin here Gramin.
A field of study in business that combines strategy, optimization, and synergy.
You need to brush up on your Strateoptimizationergy. Production was down 10% last month.
The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.
You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.
When a significant other generates a tiny vortex from restless body spinning during a deep sleep cycle that sucks all existing bed sheets in the area toward his/her core creating a burrito-like sheet structure and no sheets for any other occupants in the bed.
I woke up with no sheets again this morning... The Sheetnado strikes again!