Phangks

How idiots spell “Thanks” in text messages to prove their non-existent quirkiness.

A: Phangks u!
B: What? You want to plank me? Is plank a verb?
A: nu I mean thanks
B: Why would you use a nonsensical form of a word that is longer than the actual word itself?
A: bcs im so smart and cunning!
B: STFU.

Vangs

1. Another form of "Thanks" used by edgy teenagers to appear as an omnipotent deity that produces made-up words. Similar to Phangks.

2. A name.

A: Vangs Vangs!!!
Vangs: .... Can you repeat that sentence?
A: VANGS 4 ur help I luv u vangs
Vangs: Ok...