Election Edging

Drawing out naming the winner of an election as long as possible. Especially in Nevada.

The United States been election edging since November 4th!

Coachellousy

Noun: How you feel after you see all your friends posts from Coachella and realize that if you weren't so cheap you would be there too.

The wave of coachellousy came crashing down on me when every other post is of girls in bikini's rocking out to my favorite band at Coachella.

Burning Brain

When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.

"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."

Bejizzle

Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.

DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!