pinky-pecker

1. An erect penis less than or equal to the size of the typical adult male pinky finger.

2. Any man with such a penis.

Kara: I saw a nude photo of Josh Duhamel.
Sara: Is he big?
Kara: Hardly. He has a pinky-pecker.
Sara: Maybe the studio was cold.

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knackwurst

1. A short, chubby sausage
2. An erection that resembles such a sausage.
3. A short, thick penis attached to a German man.

Kara: Was it big?
Sara: Not bad...it was like a knackwurst.
Kara: Length matters to me.
Sara: Well I liked it.

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