puffin

Hue Heffner's Nickname given by his closest girlfriend, Holly.

The Playmates: "Come on Holly, lets go skinny dipping!"
Holly: "No, I want to go home and be with Puffin."
Kendra: "Oh Holly, just have a quick orgy and go home."
Holly: "Okay!"

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Harvey

Harvey’s can be dickheads at times, but trust me they’re fit and caring and will support you through anything, I assume they’re good in bed and they have very big fat ass heads and they look like hedgehogs

Ahh look it’s Harvey the hedgehog

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Shoplifted

Shoplifting is an act of stealing in a store.

­"I shoplifted condoms in drugstore !..."
"They shoplifted those brand new Nike shoes in sportcenter."

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