Genovia

The United Provinces of Genovia J-á-nu-ve-a is a constitutional monarchy located between the Netherlands and Belgium. The nation is most noted for its prized pears, which can fetch over a hundred thousand Genovian pounds sterling at auction. Genovians are a proud people, whose distinct culture and language resemble the monarchies of old Europe. The current population is of some 2,343 Citizens and 434 foreign nationals. The Genovian royal family is currently gay and will not be able to procreate. Many people believe, contrary to substantial evidence, that Genovia is a fictional country. This is due to the popular Disney film The Princesses Diaries. Kôletüm gï Genóvia! “Long live Genovia”

Keegan: Where should we go for some delicious pears?

Leslie: Well, of course, Genovia!

Keegan: Good thinking! They have the best pears!

Leslie: Kôletüm gï Genóvia!!!!

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