Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

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Geek Squad

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.

Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!

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Inspector Gadget

What some women call their OBGYN.

Go go gadget-speculum!

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Legends Of The Hidden Temple

Nostalgia. Pure andsimple

Nostalgic nightmare. I nevr ends with the nickels in da machine Elvis

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E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME!

What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night

A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. The only words he knew in English were "No police" and "E.T. phone home" He was probably an illegal immigrant. True Story.

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Pregger Preps

The kind of girls I hit on at my middle school with hopes of drinking their urine and breast milk.

Me: So you're going to have a baby?
Alicia: Duh...
Me: Is the dad still around?
Alicia: No that fucker left.
Me: Well if you ever feel lonely, here's my digits!

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Spinnerz

A difficult break dancing move name after the automobile accessorie. In this move the dabce struts foreward does something resembling a moon walk then stops, pivots and makes on of fis legs spin around clocckwise while the other spins counter-clockwise. Then one leg stops while the other continues spinning and the dancer moves away.

I fractured my pelvis attempting to pull a spinnerz at the disco last night.

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