Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

Weinsteined

Weinsteined: The term used for a situation where a person is subject to unwanted sexual advances or persuaded to perform an unwanted sexual act in order to gain favor from someone of authority.

Unfortunately Sarah got Weinsteined by the director in order to get her role in the play.

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Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.