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when you're dancing to "Buttons" by the PussyCat Dolls and you take off their pants when they're dancing behind you
Kristen: "Hey Buttons"
Patrica: "Why are u calling Krysten Buttons?"
Kristen: "Because my friends are sluts"
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when u gotta boyfriend and u steady hittin on every guy u see.
boy:ya girl u sould come over...
girl:no i cant hang out i gotta man and im gonna b easily tempted
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when a girl got some tig ol bitties...u call her Mickey D's.
"Yo, that girl had her golden arches all up im my face..she had me craven McDonalds"
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