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A gorgeous, smart, loving, joyful, caring, positive MILF/COUGAR. With ALL the perfect sized lady lump's in all the perfect spots. Also no matter how old she get's she will always have the body of a goddess to make any man in there 20's and up Trimble at the knees and drool down there face. And has the most beautiful eyes known to man kind.
Person 1- My mom's a doctor that went to college and makes $45,000 a year.
Person 2- But is you're mom a Julee Marie? See didn't think so.
Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.
Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon
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Brandon zahs is a short bold bitch that never comes out of his room and crys over petty shit like a lil bitch and video tapes every little arguments
Man hes such a brandon zahs